Sunday, April 5, 2015

Counting My Internet Blessings

First blessing I can think of is being able to talk to people without choking on the strong scents they apply to their bodies. I opened a gift set I received from someone this past Christmas and used just the shower gel. It came from Bath and Body Works which means someone spent a great deal of money on something that made me choke and shower again using something different. I am doubly grateful I didn't use the lotion and body spray along with the shower gel. I can still taste it. 

The second blessing needs absolutely no explanation. CATS, CATS, CATS. I love looking at them.


The third blessing probably should be that it gives idiots like me a platform to spew my stinky opinions on. How else would people who never will know me in real life manage to decide I'm crazy?
I should qualify that by saying IF they decide I'm crazy. I do tend to think that's fairly obvious but then again, I am just another internet user who might be pretending to be someone I'm not.

Which brings me to the fourth blessing. Succinctly put? On the internet no one knows you're a dog. Or a loser living in his mother's basement. 

The fifth blessing probably should be something like on the internet I can actually be whoever I choose to be. Except that I'd forget who I chose to be yesterday and someone would immediately try to troll me. So, I guess it's best to find the blessing in the fact that I am who I say I am and leave it at that. 






7 comments:

  1. Cats make days beautiful... and kittens make life interesting. After losing our girl of eighteen years a year ago January, we got a four year old and a kitten Maine Coon Cat this past October. Our house is complete again.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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    1. There is something seriously empty about a house without cats. I will allow those who prefer dogs to feel the same way, but snakes, rats, ferret lovers are on their own.

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  2. I don't much care if people know if I am real or not. I just like to blog and some of what I write is real and some of it is fiction and only I will ever know the truth !

    Personally I think you are as real as they come and I never thought of you as crazy ~~

    I love kitties too :-)

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    1. When I'm blogging about the clients I used to have I change certain details so they aren't immediately recognizable just in case the wrong person reads what I've written. However most everything I write is real. Warts and all.

      I blog at the asylum and you think I'm sane? LOL

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    2. LOLOL yes my friend, I think you are sane, but have lost your way :-D

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  3. I also dislike many of the scented products, in fact almost all scented products. I think a banana bread baking or a fine meal cooked with fresh herbs is all the scent a house needs, and a quick shower with simple soap is all most people need. Sherry, I have always thought you were being yourself.

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    1. Why improve upon perfection? LOL

      I couldn't tell how strong that stuff was until I actually used it. Smelled pretty in the bottle. It all went in the trash.

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