Just call me Noreen Gooseboiler. I took a shot at a witch name generator and that's what it came up with. I'm still laughing at the possibilities there. I mean, really! I can think of a whole bunch of geese I'd like to boil right about now. Starting with Congressman Anthony Weiner. I wonder if I could get the entire GOP along with him in the pot? If not, I can always just add Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin. Just think of the cost savings to Rep. Weiner. Two women he can proudly display his man bits to AND no cell phone charges. Of course, he'll have to work fast, I am pretty sure that boiling water won't improve the looks of those man bits any.
Random Witch Name Generator
Click the link, get your name and go ahead and share it with me. I know this is usually a Halloween pastime, but frankly, with all that's happening on the political front it might just as well be Trick or Treat time. I'm just going to laugh and party my way through until the next election cycle. Maybe I'll just sit back quietly and wait and see whose goose is going to get cooked next.
Possibilities abound:
ReplyDelete1. Lindsey Graham is a butt pirate.
2. John Boehner is nailing the teen babe at the tanning bed place.
3. Michelle Bachman and Madonna.
4. Hillary is devastated by the death of Osama Bin-Laden (did you see her hand to her face as she watched the hit go down? She was his secret wife and snuck off often to meet him in his mountain chalet in the Swat Valley.
5. Mike Pence is a Muslim.
Sarge
Sherry:
ReplyDeleteDouble, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Dear Noreen,
ReplyDeleteMalcolm Wormsquasher here. But instead of focusing on slimy, slithery, smaller creatures, our proud family has expanded its scope to encompass all types of vermin. And as may be expected with elections this year in New Zealand and next year in the US, we fully expect to be busy. Very busy.
Sarge,
ReplyDeleteLOL, the possibilities are endless.
Has pot, will cook! Noreen Gooseboiler in da house!
Whit,
ReplyDeleteI am lacking a key ingredient for my potion which is designed to get you to try the Witch Generator. I'm on the hunt for eye of Newt at the moment. I wonder if eye of Newt's wife will work as well? :D
Dear Malcolm,
ReplyDeleteWormsquasher? I LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!
We appear to have hit the jackpot on that generator. Both of us fully prepared to handle whatever these many blood sucking parasites think to hand to us. We are on a roll, or is that a broom?
Weiner is so high on my shit list right now I cannot think straight. He blew away everything he stood for by practicing that behavior.
ReplyDeleteCool witch name!
Beach Bum,
ReplyDeleteI took a serious trouncing in Twitter for saying that he needs to resign. I don't care about those pics nearly as much as his lies.
He's an immature, egotistical, attention seeking whore who had NO thought for anything except his man bits. He needs to grow up.
Now that I have that off my chest, I agree with you, it's a cool witch name. Fit the situation perfectly and gave me some sense of humor back.